HELLO MY LOUD & PROUD PENS FANS,

WOW!!!! WHAT A WAY TO START THE SEASON - 5-1! WE ARE IN FIRST PLACE, AND I AM LOVING IT. IT MAKES MY FEATHERS TINGLE WHEN WE WIN A GAME. THE TEAM IS DOING SOOOOOO WELL. I THINK WE GOT THE BALL ROLLING FOR A GREAT SEASON. DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU (THATS RIGHT, YOU!!!) ARE A BIG REASON WHY WE ARE WINNING. THE WAY YOU CHEER AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR THE TEAM REALLY DOES MAKE A DIFFERENCE. WE ARE ALL KNOWN AS THE 7th MAN OUT THERE. WHEN WE MAKE LOTS OF NOISE, THE PENGUINS HEAR US AND IT GIVES THEM THAT EXRTA BOOST. SO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

IN MY LAST ENTRY, I HAD MENTIONED THAT I WAS A MOVIE STAR IN THE NEW 3RD JERSEY COMMERCIAL FOR THE PENGUINS STORE. WELL IT MUST HAVE BEEN A HUGE SUCCESS BECAUSE SHORTLY AFTER THAT, I WAS APPROACHED ABOUT DOING ANOTHER MOVIE. WELL IT WAS NOT REALLY A MOVIE, BUT A MUSIC VIDEO. I HAD TO TAKE SOME DANCE LESSONS FOR IT, TOO. IT'S CALLED "THE PENGUIN DANCE." IF YOU WATCH THE JUMBO TRON DURING INTERMISSION YOU CAN SEE IT, OR YOU CAN JUST CLICK HERE TO SEE IT. I HOPE YOU WATCH IT AND LEARN THE MOVES, SO WE CAN ALL DO THE DANCE TOGETHER. IT IS SOOOOO
MUCH FUN!

SINCE THE SEASON HAS STARTED IT HAS SEEMED LIKE ONE GIANT TORNADO. ALL KINDS OF THINGS ARE GOING ON. I HAVE BEEN INVITED TO LOTS OF BIRTHDAY PARTIES AND CHARITY EVENTS. I WAS EVEN INVITED TO THE ARENA BAR AND GRILL TO MEET ALL THE PLAYERS, AND SINCE WE HAVE A LOT OF NEW PLAYERS, I HAVE NOT HAD THE CHANCE TO MEET THEM ALL. NOW I HAVE. I SURE LIKED ANDREW PENNER, I TOLD HIM RIGHT BEFORE THE LAST GAME AGAINST THE RIVER RATS THAT HE WAS NOT ALOUD TO LET ANY GOALS IN THE NET OR I WOULD JUMP OVER THE GLASS AND SIT ON HIM. HE MUST NOT HAVE WANTED ME TO SIT ON HIM BECAUSE HE NEVER LET ANY GOALS IN THE NET. I THINK I WILL TELL HIM THAT FOR EVERY GAME.

WELL, THIS NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS ARE GOING TO BE SLOW AROUND HERE SINCE THE PENGUINS ARE GOING UP TO CANADA FOR SOME GAMES THERE. I WILL BE LISTENING TO THEM ON THE RADIO. I AM ALSO INVITED TO A WEDDING NEXT SATURDAY. IT IS GOING TO BE SOOOO MUCH FUN. NEXT WEEK I AM GOING TO SOME SCHOOLS TO HELP WITH THE RACE FOR EDUCATION. WE RAISE ALL KINDS OF MONEY TO HELP THE KIDS GO ON FIELD TRIPS AND OTHER SCHOOL RELATED STUFF. THEY REALLY NEED IT.

ALSO, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ME ATTEND ONE OF YOUR SPECIAL EVENTS, JUST GIVE ME A CALL AT (570) 970-3603. BE SURE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE. I WILL DO MY BEST TO BE THERE

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW FOLKS. I HOPE YOU KEEP ON CHEERING, AND SHOWING THE PENGUINS YOUR SUPPORT. UNTIL NEXT TIME, BE GOOD!

SEEEEE-YAAA.

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